My pets are honest to God trying to kill me via heart attack.

I finally commenced Bloody Paw Print Cleanup 2k9 around 10:30 pm. I had just scrubbed Comet all over the bathtub and was in the process if washing it out (meaning there were a few inches of standing bleach water) when Oliver decided to take a flying leap, cone and all, into the tub. Luckily, I caught him mid-air (spilling an entire Diet Dr. Pepper in the process).

Cat parenting: .5 (for the save), Oliver: -3, Natural Selection: 10.