![Behold, the solutions to like 3 of my most pressing problems. And yes, I realize absolutely no one cares about any of this.
See that air filter thing featured on the left that’s sitting on my counter? AMAZEBALLS. It’s designed to eliminate pet odors, which resolves problem #1: eau du litterbox, my bathroom’s new perfume. The bonus is that it just so happens to cool down my obnoxiously hot bathroom as well. [*New remedies not featured in this picture: Some kind of powder shit you mix up with the litter and a new filter for the lid of the dome.] Problem #2, inability to get ready in the morning without sweating: check. And last but not least, please admire the state-of-the-art plastic mats which are doing a stellar job of containing cat litter and food (which was problem #3).
I’m basically Petsmart’s most valued customer.
It’s also worthwhile to note that while shopping today, not one, but THREE employees recognized Ernie and asked if he was going to be participating in the costume contest this year. Mind you, none of them recognized me. Being upstaged by your crippled labradoodle is an entertaining experience.](http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqv898bRBo1qztszyo1_400.png)
Behold, the solutions to like 3 of my most pressing problems. And yes, I realize absolutely no one cares about any of this.
See that air filter thing featured on the left that’s sitting on my counter? AMAZEBALLS. It’s designed to eliminate pet odors, which resolves problem #1: eau du litterbox, my bathroom’s new perfume. The bonus is that it just so happens to cool down my obnoxiously hot bathroom as well. [*New remedies not featured in this picture: Some kind of powder shit you mix up with the litter and a new filter for the lid of the dome.] Problem #2, inability to get ready in the morning without sweating: check. And last but not least, please admire the state-of-the-art plastic mats which are doing a stellar job of containing cat litter and food (which was problem #3).
I’m basically Petsmart’s most valued customer.
It’s also worthwhile to note that while shopping today, not one, but THREE employees recognized Ernie and asked if he was going to be participating in the costume contest this year. Mind you, none of them recognized me. Being upstaged by your crippled labradoodle is an entertaining experience.
