capriciousness: Archive

“(732): I find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl...”

– TFLN

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Ernie now has PETA on speed dial.

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

Dec 20th

Dec 19th

Road trip observations, part 3

Stanley is terrified of gas stations. So terrified, in fact, that he won’t pee. This might become a problem in a few hours. Ernie, on the other hand, found a piece of old pizza on the ground while I was distracted by Stanley, so he’s feeling pretty good about himself.

Dec 19th

Road trip observations, part 2

We have now entered into the “loudly singing Christmas songs” segment of our trip. Don’t you wish you were here?

Dec 19th

Road trips observations, part 1

If your husband is accustomed to leaving for work at 4:30 in the morning, he will be abnormally cheerful at 5 since it’s a late start by his standards. He will not be understanding when you are physically unable to get out of bed and can only make dying moose sounds.

Dec 19th

“It’s probably a good thing we bathed the dogs today. To be honest,...”

– The husband

Dec 19th