The end is near.  Thank fucking God.

I went to Target for ink cartridges and only ink cartridges. Instead, I came home with ink, three pairs of fleece sweatpants, a frame for my James Garfield card, and these stunning sock things. My thought process was honestly something along the lines of “FLEECE SWEATPANTS?! And festive socks? How have I been studying all this time WITHOUT those things?”

It’s taking every last bit of self control not to buy this for myself and everyone else I know.

I’m honest to God currently parked next to this at Target.

WHO KNEW?

This just happened.  Honest to God.  My world will never be the same.  All because of this.  The topic of wolverines arose in the comments.  I knew narwhals were real (and bad ass) creatures, but wolverines?!

Hard to tell from the photo, but this car had reindeer antlers. I need a pair. Immediately. And yes, I took this picture while driving 75 mph down 59, but I waited until I was in the drive-thru line at Whataburger to upload it. Because I’m safety conscious and a good driver. Hah.

I will be framing this in the very near future.