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Watch dogs.

Watch dogs.

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Drawn to the Nordstrom bag. The cat doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Drawn to the Nordstrom bag. The cat doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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reallykatie:

:’(

reallykatie:

:’(

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bobbycaputo:

A Massive Rotating Supercell Filmed Near Booker, Texas by Mike Olbinski

On June 3rd of this year after four years of trying, Arizona photographer and storm chaser Mike Olbinski finally got the shot he’d been searching for: the formation of a gigantic rotating supercell. After four trips to the central plains since 2010, Oblinski and friend Andy Hoeland were tracking storms in northern Texas last week when they spotted this unbelievable cloud formation. The duo were actually forced to drive right through the storm system (which didn’t spawn a tornado) to obtain this unworldly footage that might as well have been shot on Jupiter, but in the end it was all worth it. Make sure to view it in HD, full-screen, and you can read more about the once-in-a-lifetime encounter over on his blog

Nature, you crazy.

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I wore the wrong kind of suit today. It should have been swim, not skirt.

I wore the wrong kind of suit today. It should have been swim, not skirt.

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vanityfair:

Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Mom
A Mommy Blog by Arrested Development’s Lucille Bluth:
Dear Lucille,

My son recently stole $5 out of my purse. I was really hurt by his breach of trust. What’s the appropriate way to discipline him without making it seem like money is more important than love?

—One Less Lincoln
Dear One Less Lincoln,
I’ve been told that when a child or animal misbehaves, you’re supposed to sit them down, make eye contact, and say “no.” But I’ve never made eye contact with a waiter, much less a toddler.
—L.B.
Read more here. 

vanityfair:

Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Mom

A Mommy Blog by Arrested Development’s Lucille Bluth:

Dear Lucille,

My son recently stole $5 out of my purse. I was really hurt by his breach of trust. What’s the appropriate way to discipline him without making it seem like money is more important than love?

—One Less Lincoln

Dear One Less Lincoln,

I’ve been told that when a child or animal misbehaves, you’re supposed to sit them down, make eye contact, and say “no.” But I’ve never made eye contact with a waiter, much less a toddler.

—L.B.

Read more here. 

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PURCHASED.

PURCHASED.

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It’s important to have professional goals and motivators.

There is a direct correlation between the success of my work day and how many compliments I’ve received on my outfit.

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9gag:

A cup of coffee please!

GPOY.

9gag:

A cup of coffee please!

GPOY.

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